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My husband was always out drinking to excess with his mates; he came home one evening and passed out on the kitchen floor; I knew this wouldn't be enough to shock him into changing so I undid his pants and then pooped and did a pee on the floor; he was mortified & now sober.

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I have eaten
the brain
that was in
RFK Jr

and which
he was probably
saving
to run for President

forgive me
it was delicious
and I am just
a worm

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Nazani
Nazani
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I regret
to inform you
that brain was full of mercury
and so you died
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Does anybody have a good term to describe people you used to respect who turned out to be horrible? Like Steven Pinker, J.K. Rowling, Richard Dawkins. It's like a milkshake duck but more consequential and even more disappointing

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Sarah M
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I like thinking facaders would fit. Basically they are only surface level respectable, yet once you look closer, you see the lack of true depth / material. Most who are as they present themselves are a rare breed, thinking Mr. Rogers

#Nintendo World Championships just went and copy-pasted LiveSplit's default layout down to the font and colors, SMH my head nintendo.com/us/store/products… #Speedrun
#Nintendo #speedrun

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I was clearing my watch-later list, and saw this one right before finding out that #Microsoft started cutting heads off again. Ah, some things don't seem to change in our capitalist world... youtube.com/watch?v=vuIitYcoSi…

How Executives Get Rich Making Poor Decisions | Cold Take

This week on Cold Take, Frost is looking at how executives keep making it out big while making poor decisions.Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...
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#microsoft

You know, it's a bit cruel to see #HiFiRush being in a #HumbleBundle the very same day that its developer is shut down by, you guessed it, #Microsoft: humblebundle.com/membership/Ma…
#microsoft #humblebundle #hifirush

First time I see somebody referring to "Ayahuasca Intelligence" as "AI". Also, first time I see somebody claiming that "Ayahuasca Intelligence > Artificial Intelligence"

Ohio State speaker says he took psychedelic drugs to write Bitcoin commencement speech

www.nbc4i.com
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A chart of emotions ranging from 1 to 10 but it has been edited to be the lyrics for Bodies by Drowning Pool. Mild: 1. Nothing wrong with me 2. Nothing wrong with me 3. Nothing wrong with me Moderate: 4. Nothing wrong with me 5. Something's got to give 6. Something's got to give Severe: 7. Something's got to give 8. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 9. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! 10. LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

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Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

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⚠️ Do not take this medicine if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

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@EdBruce If you notice that side effect, please notify you doctor to see if you should discontinue taking the medicine...
@EdBruce
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Local man who worked 8 pm CDT to 2 am CDT comes up with creative way to brag that he worked 6 hours in a row.
Elon Musk tweet: “On Monday, I worked from 9 AM Beijing time to 2 AM Texas time, but to each their own.”

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You know, I'd probably watch a PG-rated edit of the film #UlteriorMotives came from. Just yank out the yanking and it sounds like a wholesome story of angels wanting to make the soon to die happy
#ulteriormotives
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So #Sony "solved" the issue of forcing #PSN accounts into PC players of #Helldivers2 on countries where there's no #PSN store yet by... preventing such countries from purchasing the game on PC to begin with. Fully expecting automated license revocations any time soon.
#Sony #helldivers2 #psn

Ah, el #CincoDeMayo. Ahí empatado junto con el #SaintPatricksDay en la lista de celebraciones que se conmemoran mucho más intensamente en los Estados Unidos que en la propia región donde ocurrieron. #BatallaDePuebla
#saintpatricksday #cincodemayo #BatallaDePuebla

Buenas noticias: se confirma que por fin empiezan a realizar doblajes de #anime en #CostaRica.

Malas noticias: no creo que pueda mostrárselo a mi madre, porque resulta y acontece que la primera OVA a doblar es un #BoysLove.

adiariocr.com/cultura/empresa-…


Empresa costarricense doblará producción japonesa animada | aDiarioCR.com

OVA japonés "Mask Danshi 'This Shouldn't Lead to Love'" será doblada en Costa Rica y se transmitirá en La Potente Radio-TV
Colaboración (aDiarioCR)
#anime #costarica #BoysLove

Descanse en paz mi perrita Mafalda.
Una de las últimas fotos de mi perrita Mafalda, a sus casi 20 años, en el veterinario. Pelo blanco avejentado con la edad, con pañales por la incontinencia, acostada sobre una cobija verde de punto que tenía.

#ViernesDeEscritorio #DesktopFriday
Escritorio Plasma con tema Lightly. Incluye barra de inicio superior con lanzador compacto en la esquina superior izquierda, título y menú de aplicación arriba al centro, y los íconos de notificaciones y reloj en la esquina superior derecha. El escritorio muestra el fondo diario de Bing (hoy con flores amarillas en el desierto), y están abiertas dos ventanas de aplicación (Navegador de archivos Dolphin, y el panel de control de Plasma).
Una aplicación maximizada (instalador de aplicaciones Discovery, página inicial); puede verse que al maximizar, la ventana esconde la barra superior y mueve los botones de control de ventanas a la esquina superior derecha.
#viernesdeescritorio #desktopfriday

"Why is your computer beeping so loud?"

"Well, I installed a plugin, and every time it detects a #tracker in my browser, it emits one bleep."

"DEAR LORD"

axbom.com/the-creepy-sound-of-…


The creepy sound of online trackers

I can't get the noise out of my head. People who watch the video express awe and disgust. And that is why Dutch software developer Bert Hubert's experiment is so powerful.
Per Axbom (Axbom • Digital Compassion)
#tracker
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ACAB (All Crops Are Brassica)
Wikipedia: "Brassica oleracea is a plant species from family Brassicaceae that includes many common cultivars used as vegetables, such as cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, Savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan."
Wikipedia: "Brassicaceae contains the cruciferous vegetables, including species such as Brassica oleracea…, Brassica rapa (turnip, Chinese cabbage, etc.), Brassica napus (rapeseed, etc.), Raphanus sativus (common radish), Armoracia rusticana (horseradish), but also a cut-flower Matthiola (stock) and the model organism Arabidopsis thaliana (thale cress)."

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Johnny "el Alcalde Diamante" Araya no llegó al traspaso de poderes. No sé si fue para no verle la cara a su gran crítico, el nuevo alcalde Diego Miranda, o para agarrar maletas y largarse del país antes que expirara su término. larepublica.net/noticia/johnny… #CostaRica #SanJosé

Johnny Araya no llegó a entregar el poder a Diego Miranda

Político verdiblanco dejó la Municipalidad después de 30 años de gestión
Esteban Arrieta (La República)
#costarica #SanJose
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