“Has No Friends”: Amazon Is Keeping Amazingly Detailed Records on Its Customers and They Are Downright Insulting: Here's how to check yours.
"Has No Friends": Amazon Is Keeping Amazingly Detailed Records on Its Customers and They Are Downright Insulting
Customers are discovering the dossiers that Amazon is building on their shopping habits, and what they find is downright insulting.Frank Landymore (Futurism)
eicker
in reply to eicker • • •brucethemoose
in reply to eicker • • •People discovering their apps watch them.
Amazon is definitely going to plug that hole.
Glytch
in reply to brucethemoose • • •paranoid
in reply to eicker • • •atx_aquarian
in reply to paranoid • • •AliasVortex
in reply to paranoid • • •I think my favorite was "Systematically building electronics component inventory", but pretty much the same, mostly just my brand preferences and the stuff I tend to buy.
I'm also really deliberate in how I shop Amazon though: sift through my options in a private window and once I narrow down to what I want, copy the link, remove the tracking garbage, open it in my regular window, add it to my cart, rinse and repeat. It's probably a paper shield at best, but good to know it helps curb the "[spends an inordinate amount of time comparing items, two thirds of which are also available on Ali Express]" inference.
wuffah
in reply to paranoid • • •Maybe I’m just too honest with Alexa…
TAG
in reply to paranoid • • •It was a boring dud for me, just that I prefer grey ELEGOO filament for my 3D printer.
I don't buy much on Amazon, but it should be more than just filament. No notes about headphone choice or random one-of items I have bought?
kestrel7_7
in reply to TAG • • •AA5B
in reply to TAG • • •It has to be looking for trends, rather than one-offs, otherwise the list would be endless for some of us.
The one I find interesting is “prefers premium shampoo brands”. My first thought was: what? But I buy “salon size” so I don’t have to buy frequently, and my kids apparently like nice stuff, so technically true but may not mean what they think it does
kestrel7_7
in reply to paranoid • • •Meatwagon
in reply to paranoid • • •terranoid
in reply to Meatwagon • • •paranoid
in reply to terranoid • • •FridaVanMercury
in reply to Meatwagon • • •AwesomeLowlander
in reply to FridaVanMercury • • •One's got space magicians and the others got space wizards
paranoid
in reply to AwesomeLowlander • • •I'm all about Stargate 😉
AwesomeLowlander
in reply to paranoid • • •paranoid
in reply to AwesomeLowlander • • •OwOarchist
in reply to eicker • • •Look inside.
Article does not contain instructions on how to check yours.
ch00f
in reply to OwOarchist • • •It doesn't tell you. You have to read the words.
YoFrodo
in reply to OwOarchist • • •It does
AliasVortex
in reply to OwOarchist • • •It's sort of buried in the middle:
Armand1
in reply to eicker • • •The "manage your information" section doesn't exist where I'm at.
Instead, we have "request your data" which likely would give you complete files of all data they have on you. I'm not going to crawl through that right now.
Séimhe (sé / é)
in reply to Armand1 • • •sorter_plainview
in reply to Armand1 • • •I selected the request to get advertisement related. Theb they sent a freaking email with a confirmation link. I decided to go through.
After selecting that, they say something like, "it should be completed in a month, but it can take more time because of high request volumes."
Yeah a database query is going to take a month.
Armand1
in reply to sorter_plainview • • •I've done data requests to Google to get all my YouTube and Google photos data in the past. Both took less than a few days, despite the latter covering over 100GB of data.
The former I did so I could get all my subscriptions into a third party client, the latter was so I could easily get all my photos with their metadata into an alternative hosting platform. These data request tools can be useful.
zkfcfbzr
in reply to Armand1 • • •Sign in
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in reply to zkfcfbzr • • •zkfcfbzr
in reply to moopet • • •raspirate
in reply to Armand1 • • •PineRune
in reply to eicker • • •Zak
in reply to eicker • • •Tanis Nikana
in reply to eicker • • •I looked and it said I’m a photographer and likely to buy board games.
Fuckin’ nailed it.
TAG
in reply to Tanis Nikana • • •Board Game Oracle | Search and Compare Board Game Prices
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in reply to TAG • • •chunes
in reply to eicker • • •furry toaster
in reply to chunes • • •BrianTheeBiscuiteer
in reply to furry toaster • • •BauerBender
in reply to chunes • • •Lanske
in reply to eicker • • •BauerBender
in reply to Lanske • • •Davel23
in reply to eicker • • •Repple (she/her)
in reply to Davel23 • • •db2
in reply to eicker • • •TubularTittyFrog
in reply to eicker • • •These are pulled from the item descriptions. OP probably bought something 'for flat butts' and boom it goes in their preferences.
Mine is literally just all things I bought from amazon. But most of the guesses, are wrong. It thinks I'm married with kids.
hperrin
in reply to TubularTittyFrog • • •Krumm
in reply to hperrin • • •bruce965
in reply to eicker • • •amazon.it/slc/hub
Accedi
www.amazon.itthanksforallthefish
in reply to bruce965 • • •Mine has "Manage your information" in a very small font below the large About You, if you click on it you go to the correct page
If that doesn't work try this (amend link to appropriate domain if needed)
amazon.it/slc/hub?useAiMode=1
Accedi
www.amazon.itPringles
in reply to thanksforallthefish • • •newbeni
in reply to Pringles • • •Carlos Solís
in reply to bruce965 • •Creegz
in reply to eicker • • •Australis13
in reply to eicker • • •allywilson
in reply to Australis13 • • •CosmoNova
in reply to allywilson • • •FlashMobOfOne
in reply to eicker • • •You know who has no friends?
Douchebag Jeff Bezos. That's who.
Everyone fucking hates you dude.
modus
in reply to FlashMobOfOne • • •SkaveRat
in reply to modus • • •modus
in reply to SkaveRat • • •Boingboing_r
in reply to eicker • • •hakunawazo
in reply to Boingboing_r • • •Be glad. Otherwise the Amazon suggestions probably:
Boingboing_r
in reply to hakunawazo • • •Gpennyhigh
in reply to eicker • • •betanumerus
in reply to eicker • • •To find such information for ourselves, the link says "you can pull up the page by clicking on the “Account” link".
- But there is no such “Account” link when I look, only a "Your Account" link and the difference matters.
under the Account & Lists drop down menu.
- yes I have "Account & Lists" option.
Scroll to the bottom of the page you land on and click a small link that says “manage your information” and there you have it."
- no such “manage your information" for me.
That's why online software instructions are rarely useful, they most often mention options that are not availabel when I look for them. Possibly because things are updated too often.
dogslayeggs
in reply to betanumerus • • •dogslayeggs
in reply to eicker • • •"About you: We haven't saved anything yet."
As it should be.
cardboardboxfort
in reply to eicker • • •Jeff Bezos hosted Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell to his private, invitation-only, weekend at a resort he rented out. Bezos had many close ties to Epstein. Bezos also had numerous private dinners with Epstein.
The photo is from a party where Ghislaine Maxwell hobnobbed with him but make no mistake they were close friends.
aceshigh
in reply to eicker • • •AA5B
in reply to eicker • • •Am I the only one not insulted by “about you”? Or are you guys retrieving all your data?
I’ve been using Amazon for decades but more heavily since Covid: I expect it to know a lot about my purchases. “About you” lists only 32 items and every one of them is a true fact related to my shopping. It does not show any dossier agregation or outside data. Nothing about me personally
The biggest privacy issue is knowing what type of car I drive, but I volunteered that info because I was so frustrated with their “smart” search trying to sell me similar parts for other car types
As long as they’re only using my purchase history with them, only using facts and not selling it, I’m fine with that
BigPotato
in reply to AA5B • • •Right? Of all the things Amazon should know about me, how does it only know that I like to buy things I've bought off Amazon? Is it because I don't use an Alexa or have Fire tablets?
Like "invested in the Nintendo Switch." Yeah, of course they'd know that. There's no "is a dweeb" or "bought Catherine: Full Body" or anything fun like that. "Bought ND filters for a camera." The weirdest one claims I buy "high end" audio equipment when I bought one of their cheapest pre-amps.
AA5B
in reply to BigPotato • • •No. I have multiple Alexa’s, a fire stick, and used to have multiple Fire tablets. Maybe they actually follow through when you set preferences to not track
aceshigh
in reply to eicker • • •Echo Dot
in reply to aceshigh • • •aceshigh
in reply to Echo Dot • • •AliasVortex
in reply to aceshigh • • •kestrel7_7
in reply to aceshigh • • •aceshigh
in reply to kestrel7_7 • • •hardcoreufo
in reply to eicker • • •TrackenDaKracken
in reply to eicker • • •I haven't logged into my Amazon account in ten years, and this won't make me do it.
Learn the difference between need and want. Stop buying crap you don't need. And, never knowingly buy anything off Amazon.
Fuck Amazon, and Jeff Bezos. All excuses people make to willingly buy off that fucking site are bullshit.
StupidBrotherInLaw
in reply to eicker • • •I logged into my old US account. It didn't have anythin on me, but did have this:
LOL. Fuck no.
MIDItheKID
in reply to StupidBrotherInLaw • • •ipkpjersi
in reply to eicker • • •I find this thread kind of weird, how like, we have people practically saying Amazon is the best thing ever and then we have people saying Amazon is the most evil thing/company ever etc.
There's no in between, no nuance, nothing - it's either one or the other. I find that pretty interesting.
aceshigh
in reply to ipkpjersi • • •Lovable Sidekick
in reply to ipkpjersi • • •I find it interesting too. I think the absolutism and inflexibility we're seeing are consequences of the Information Age. With endless content available 24/7, people have become addicted to whatever feel-good chemistry they get out of wallowing in it. They maximize their consumption they've minimized the time and effort spent on each little scrap - take in just enough information to make an instant value judgement and scroll ahead, case closed. Thinking in absolutes reduces judgement to a simple mental swipe left/right. Uncertainty and rethinking are avoided by making all judgements final. Bad behavior is irredeemable.
Like any good delusion, this kind of absolutism is self-reinforcing. It says anyone who doesn't share it is complicit in evil. I don't see any way it's going to change.
OctopusNemeses
in reply to eicker • • •treesquid
in reply to eicker • • •the_armchair_potato
in reply to eicker • • •SocialMediaRefugee
in reply to eicker • • •Weirdfish
in reply to eicker • • •I have to say, this was an accurate and non-offensive assent of my spending habits.
Of course, that was just what they felt comfortable sharing, I know I've made purchases through Amazon they could have called me out on.
AnotherWastedHuman
in reply to eicker • • •OMG, how embarrassing!
aceshigh
in reply to AnotherWastedHuman • • •Aneb
in reply to eicker • • •rumba
in reply to eicker • • •mine:
uses 915Mhz radios not related to helium mining interest
Likely prefers JoyServe for food storage containers
Electronics Components and Cables
RF and Antenna Equipment
Engages in RF and wireless communications
Works on electronics projects
Repairs household appliances
Consistently maintains robotic vacuum systems
Likely owns multiple iRobot Roomba vacuum systems
Likely prefers bulk purchasing for consumables
Increased electronics component purchasing
Values waterproof and durable outdoor equipment
Builds and maintains smart home systems
Likely has a comprehensive smart home automation system
Likely chooses Fisher Space Pen for writing instruments
Likely favors technical precision tools and components
Likely owns a Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus CE calculator
I own one Roomba, but as noted, it prefers bulk consumable purchases.
other than those and the food containers, there's not a lot of stuff on that list that I'm likely to buy.
I prob should have cross-posted to dull men's club
Thebeardedsinglemalt
in reply to rumba • • •Mine would be too boring for Dull Men's Club
Brands: Likely prefers Logitech peripherals
Departments: Novelty socks
Brands: Likely values cable management and organization
Interests & Hobbies: Likely builds and maintains custom computers
Departments: Computer Components
Departments: Hot sauces
Departments: Gaming Accessories
Home & Family: Likely has an outdoor space
Departments: Lawn and yard Care
Product Preferences: Shops from men's clothing departments
Departments: Emergency preparedness
Brands: Likes Anker for charging solutions
Home & Family: Likely has a garage
Interests & Hobbies: Plays video games
Product Preferences: Consistently repurchases favorite snack
Product Preferences: Prioritizes sweat managements products
Brands: Prefers SweatBlock for antiperspirant products
Product Preferences: Build home audio system over time
Departments: Home audio equipment
Product Preferences: Likely favors ergonomic computer peripherals
Jeffool
in reply to eicker • • •If this is as good as they get, they should be embarrassed about how much money they've spent on this stuff. Oh, I prefer the brand of product that I bought multiple times? Shocking!
I'm not surprised though. I bought a microwave through Amazon about a year ago. They showed me other microwaves for like a month after. So dumb.
ArmchairAce1944
in reply to eicker • • •blackshirt
in reply to ArmchairAce1944 • • •Here
amazon.com/slc/hub?useAiMode=1
Sign in
www.amazon.commodus
in reply to ArmchairAce1944 • • •Z72.53
in reply to eicker • • •modus
in reply to Z72.53 • • •dropdrip
in reply to eicker • • •modus
in reply to dropdrip • • •answersplease77
in reply to eicker • • •gwl [he/him]
in reply to eicker • • •BroccoLemuria
in reply to gwl [he/him] • • •Zedd_Prophecy
in reply to eicker • • •Warl0k3
in reply to eicker • • •This is the only thing that isn't "likely interested in electronics [because I buy some niche parts off amazon]" or "likely uses [brand of phone I have occasionally bought screen protectors for]"
Aaaaaand it's wrong! So, a little disappointed there. Was hoping for something super judgemental. Man though, it'd be interesting to see what this service would make of my lemmy profile...
Impractical_Island
in reply to eicker • • •Zannsolo
in reply to eicker • • •wittymcusername
in reply to eicker • • •I was sort of unimpressed with mine. It was all variations of:
-Likely lives in
-Likely owns
And then for some reason it thinks I own a Dodge Ram. I have four vehicles saved to my account. None of them are a Dodge Ram.
prole
in reply to wittymcusername • • •Zannsolo
in reply to prole • • •Dultas
in reply to eicker • • •Noxy
in reply to eicker • • •nice
FrankFrankson
in reply to Noxy • • •Client Challenge
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