Micro SF/F by O. Westin

ayer, 18:21

Micro SF/F by O. Westin
ayer, 18:21

Captain Clever tore Dr. Dastard's door open. He held a press release.

"Is this true?"

"Yes. I'm donating my fortune to things governments won't fund, like women's shelters and trans support."

"Why?"

"People call me a tech billionaire. Feh! I'm a villain, not a villainaire! And stop hugging me!"

#tootfic #microfiction #smallstories

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in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 18:30 (Recibido ayer, 18:58)

👏👏👏👏

in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 18:57

That’s the most improbable story I’ve read from you so far. Compared to that, all the dragon stories are reality.

in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 19:15

Read in the tone of Dr. Heinz Dooferschmitz, of course

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in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 19:41

"This is not proper for a nemesis relationship! I am absolutely not doing a redemption arc!"

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in reply to Log 🪵 ayer, 20:37 (Recibido ayer, 21:15)

@log
Classic enemies-to-lovers arc

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in reply to Log 🪵 ayer, 20:38 (Recibido ayer, 21:15)

@log even if Elon did this, it wouldn’t make up for all the other asshole stuff he does.

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in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 19:09 (Recibido ayer, 19:41)

"I'm evil, not a monster!"

in reply to Micro SF/F by O. Westin ayer, 22:42

How utterly evil, doing things that the government is against.