Bluesky is having an odd little debate about use of the phrase "stochastic parrot" and how it appears to be the one phrase that just sends AI advocates into a rage, and I'm really torn, because while I'm in favor of making Ai advocates angry, I sincerely believe that parrots are capable of both understanding concepts and using language to intentionally communicate about their understandings of concepts. And I believe this is not true of LLMs
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Anyway I saw a post from Musktwitter where an AI advocate was arguing they can tell they're winning the debate because AI opponents stopped saying "stochastic parrot", and I'm like… is it possible the reason people stopped saying "stochastic parrot" is because "stochastic" is a specialist $5 word and also the phrase overall is incredibly clunky to vocalize
"spicy autocomplete": cellar door
"stochastic parrot": every syllable feels like I'm stumbling over it
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in reply to fear is not a Weltanschauung • • •@wouldinotcallmyselfahumanbeing Ha! That’s a good one!! 🤣
I still like Grand Theft AutoComplete.
#GrandTheftAutoComplete #stochasticParrotBack
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Here are some cool 'memes' people are using about AI adovcates —
-super geniuses
-AI kings
-overlords
-logarithmic owls
If you want me to write any more posts about how AI advocacy is the cool new thing, I can continue this conversation further'
-The pulse that guy has his finger on.
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This is perhaps the biggest similarity with the fascists.
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Dan Ports
in reply to mcc • • •in a former life, I was at the MIT Media Lab while she was there working on developing a web browser for parrots.
It was called InterPet Explorer.
I also have a need to bring this up in unrelated conversations.
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in reply to Dan Ports • • •@dan There are some awesome videos of parrots using YouTube to watch videos of other parrots.
youtube.com/watch?v=D_b8kWYvGkI
World's Most Intelligent Parrot 🦜 knows to operate the IPad & plays his favourite Video 😂😂
Daily Life (YouTube)koro!! 🐳 ΘΔ
in reply to mathew • • •Scientists Taught Pet Parrots to Video Call Each Other—and the Birds Loved It
Sarah Kuta (Smithsonian Magazine)Dud the Forgetable.
in reply to koro!! 🐳 ΘΔ • • •Steve Gisselbrecht
in reply to Dan Ports • • •As who wouldn't???
JP
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in reply to JP • • •* not to say it doesn't "mean something" to them!
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in reply to JP • • •Jens Finkhäuser
in reply to mcc • • •@jplebreton I mean, that's IMHO one of the major flaws of most research into animals' inner lives. That, and the inverse.
One particularly enraging study I read was about pain. Scientists electrocuted fish if they got near some place, and observed that when subjected to the electro shocks, the fish behaved much like humans would when subjected to pain. They also observed the fish avoided triggering the sensation.
Result? "It's inconclusive whether fish experience pain"
Jens Finkhäuser
in reply to Jens Finkhäuser • • •@jplebreton I get that you can't project human experience onto animals. But it's also true that "it behaves as if, but inconclusive" is pretty much a psychopath's response to other people.
So "cognition, but perhaps different" is a *massive* step, IMHO.
David P
in reply to mcc • • •From what I understand, parrots don't mimic other sounds in the wild ( unlike the Lyre Bird) ie. reproducing any sound and in particular human speech is only done in captivity.
@jplebreton
Greg Parker
in reply to mcc • • •"stop saying 'stochastic parrot' perjoratively"
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Levar Burton waving dismissively: Alexa
Levar Burton pointing approvingly: Alex
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Best sentence I've read all year
Eli the Bearded
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The courts don't care much for animal legal rights. Previously litigated:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_selfie_copyright_dispute
Monkey selfie copyright dispute - Wikipedia
Contributors to Wikimedia projects (Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.)Mark Hahn
in reply to mcc • • •How about "large-context Markov model"? Maybe the Markovians would complain the way parrot-people do ;)
But seriously, these days no one uses a "bare" LLM, and the harness/agents really do make a categorical difference.
mcc
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does that make the AI bubble "multilevel multilayer markov model marketing"?
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in reply to mcc • • •david revoy has been illustrating the concept of the "stochastic parrot"
mastodon.social/@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org/117242009883276120
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in reply to mcc • • •'I'm in favor of making Ai advocates angry,'
this really only makes you look like you debate in bad faith. maybe get someone to proof read or edit your work before publishing?
its a self own.
Michael Cook
in reply to mHtt • • •@mHtt IDK. I’m not a hardcore anti-AI person not an AI doomer or anything. I’ve found it useful for things. And I know people who use it I respect.
But the kind of person who goes around constantly trying to insert AI into every discussion and takes personal affront to even the mildest criticism of it is someone I’m ok with offending.
They have no interest in a discussion or nuance. They just want to shove their view in your face until you acquiesce.
mHtt
in reply to Michael Cook • • •@foobarsoft true AI would be named.
Humans, I believe are incapable of true AI.
If you watch the Animatrix their thesis is that humans create the circumstances for AI; humans create intelligent machines, who in turn create AI.
I personally think this is much more likely. This emergent technology I would describe as 'Automatic Interaction' fashioned with plagiarism finesse by trillion are marketing algorithms.
mHtt
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I believe humans are creating a point in the kill chain that creates plausible deniability.
Send in a group of drones to kill a city of people. Blame the AI when things go bad.
That's what it's for, to remove accountability for killing.
Michael Cook
in reply to mHtt • • •@mHtt The name is marketing nonsense, but we’re stuck with it until (if) true artificial intelligence shows up.
As for your other point I don’t see that mattering. They don’t care now, they don’t need “AI” to blame, and I don’t think it being around makes a difference.
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in reply to mcc • • •i believe it was meant to be from the verb "to parrot", used in the colloquial sense, rather than the animal. Or at least that's how I read it.
But I also understand how literal the internet can be. It's a little less accurate than "statistical text extruder", but a better analogy, imo.
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in reply to mcc • • •i am going to use the phrase 'stochastic parrot' in everything i write from now on.
thank you!
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in reply to rob los ricos • • •there needs to be a hashtag
#StochasticParrotaBook
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in reply to mcc • • •have I been misunderstanding the phrase?
I've always read it as "parrot" being the verb (to mimic) and not like the actual animal.
Jens Finkhäuser
in reply to Plan A to Y • • •@Plan_A_to_Y Same difference. The verb comes from a belief that parrots could never understand what they say.
Thing is, if you keep a pet like that - even budgies - you will notice that they may mimic sounds, but they don't mimic all sounds randomly in all situations. Their mimicry expresses a mood, and you can trace that back to the circumstances under which they learned the sound.
That does not mean they make sense of the words, but they do make sense.
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i use “stochastic sycophants” and i think it’s:
- more accurate and descriptive
- cuter by the alliteration
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in reply to mcc • • •Yes! Parrots really are intelligent (in their own totally ruthless way).
I have a fairly good grasp of English and the phrase never made any sense to me. (What do you mean, "stochastic" and "parrot"? Parrots either are or they aren't. They don't pop into existence briefly and wink out, or you come in one morning and they're twice the size as yesterday. I had to find an explanation that said it referred to parroting 🙄 ) Plus, 'stochastic' isn't in most people's vocabularies.
Anyone who wants people to understand what they mean, call it autocomplete. Because that's what it _is_. Except it works on sentences and topics instead of single words.
And it does it with about as much insight, i.e. none, as you say. Like when you're trying to think of metempsychosis and it confidently tells you metamorphosis and you flunk your comparative religions term paper.
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Chandler Carruth
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Slightly different interpretation: it's not referring to the animal, but to something that without thought or understanding repeats words or imitates actions.
Basically, definition #2: dictionary.com/browse/parrot
It's entertaining that our language has so thoroughly taking this word from an analogy to the animal to its own meaning, and one that probably isn't accurate for the animal at all... =]
PARROT Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
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in reply to Newherehow • • •In regards to why I don't just taunt "I know you are but what am I", that doesn't explicitly prove my argument. >>
P.S. Yes please block me, the less anti-AI slop I have on my timeline the happier I am.
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Great conversation and a free proactive block of a person with poor ethics, this thread has been a treat!
You can't separate ethics from the stochastic parrot discussion, if you use stochastic parrots you support climate change, deskilling people en masse, fascism, and the largest theft of workers' output in history. Get fucked slopsucker
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in reply to Newherehow • • •Jed Brown
in reply to mcc • • •Emily Bender agrees with you; this is a common misreading of the paper.
ElGranj
in reply to Jed Brown • • •What Emily Bender Really Meant by "Stochastic Parrots"
Gwendolyn Rak (IEEE Spectrum)D2
in reply to mcc • • •parrot = a bird showing individual intelligence. Hard agree with you.
Stochastic parrot = that added word isn’t a breed or narrowing ** Of Actual Parrots **; it’s a ‘not-really’ term. It’s like vegan leather or oat milk or … ok, I don’t like synthetic diamond, cuz chemically some are diamonds… uh… maybe silicone grout? A stochastic parrot is some thingy which _resembles_ a parrot.
(Offered entirely in hopes of tipping scales toward making AI fans stfu and stop anthropomorphizing their toys. I’m a fan of any tactic which gives them pause)
Si Fuller
in reply to D2 • • •@cascheranno " A stochastic parrot is some thingy which _resembles_ a parrot"
So a drunk middle-aged man is a stochastic parrot.
D2
in reply to Si Fuller • • •@si_fuller c’mon, you just nailed twenty four hundred years of no. Plato defined Man as a featherless biped; Diogenes plucked a chicken and proclaimed : behold, a man!’
Other things that ramble like parrots exist. Like me. G’nite.
Si Fuller
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in reply to mcc • • •agreed; I even like ‘parroter’ to clarify this adjectival form is pseudo-__, or synthetic / resembling, but not a parrot.
Hmm. The pair seems not quite an oxymoron (but close).
After much search, the grammatical term seems to be Privative Adjective / Modifier. More examples: Kangaroo Court, stuffed animal, synthetic turf.
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in reply to mcc • • •I agree, but “Stochastic parrot” is so much catchier than “stochastic lyric bird”.
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in reply to mcc • • •I Can't Believe It's Not As Smart As A Parrot
rolls right off the tongue
Three plus or minus five
in reply to mcc • • •I think the term is not insulting to parrots; the “stochastic” part is the important part. Like something being as useful as a chocolate teapot. It doesn’t degrade teapots.
But also, “parrot” is the verb we have for mindless repetition, fair or not.
Simon Zerafa
in reply to mcc • • •This is the same issue as using clown as a pajorative.
Clowns are hard working professionals doing a difficult job for little pay.
Parrots and the Corvids are very intelligent, more so than some people and many AI wonks.
epicdemiologist
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in reply to mcc • • •Justin Skists
in reply to mcc • • •Unpopular opinion: there is nothing magical about AI.
Simplified: It's just a bunch of tokenised data that goes through a couple score billion if-statements with something analogous to a bunch of single-instruction-multiple-data 8-bit operations, resulting in an output of a bunch of tokenised data. And even that is done in a loop.
Wake me up when the weighted if-statements have analogue parameters, can manage multiple simultaneous dynamic inputs, and can be powered by a Mars bar and a mug of coffee. 😅
mcc
in reply to Justin Skists • • •@jskists "It's just a bunch of tokenised data that goes through a couple score billion if-statements with something analogous to a bunch of single-instruction-multiple-data 8-bit operations, resulting in an output of a bunch of tokenised data. And even that is done in a loop."
Yes, but— it is immune from laws. And that makes it more powerful than a conventional computer program, in fact arguably more powerful than a human
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