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Meta pushed a WhatsApp update that replaces the soccer ball ⚽ with the FIFA corruption cup soccer ball by Adidas
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in reply to Wispy2891 • • •Man, until I read the text, I thought this was about these old 45 record inserts.
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in reply to SanguinePar • • •All 45s. You punched the hole out yourself if you wanted to use it in a jukebox.
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atomicbocks
in reply to MinnesotaGoddam • • •Haha, by other applications I meant I remember there being some background music systems for elevators and retail stores and some early dictation systems and such that were slower, like in the 10 rpm range.
However… Software used to come on cassette tapes in the days of the C64 and the ZX Spectrum etc. I don’t see why you couldn’t record the same ‘sound’ onto an LP but I imagine the error rate might be far higher. In fact, I would be shocked if it’s never been tried.
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CerebralHawks
in reply to hemmes • • •Couldn’t be me… but some people don’t care that Meta can read their messages. Or they still don’t know but I doubt it.
Mark Zuckerberg has a term for these people…
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in reply to Axolotl • • •never heard anyone use whatsapp in sweden, everyone is expected to use something that supports sms as a fallback. Usually facebook messenger or whatever the iphone thing is called.
Far as i know the only popular truly separate platform would be something like snapchat or kik or whatever, which is used by teenagers.
Axolotl
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OliMoli2137
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in reply to scutiger • • •Sounds great - if I wasn't already using Signal, that just might persuade me 😁
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NewNewAugustEast
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in reply to hemmes • • •Because in my country historically the telecom companies are charging 0.30€ per SMS (text) and 2€ per MMS (text with photo).
So WhatsApp when they launched with their "1€/lifetime" offer on the iPhone 3GS they were the right app at the right time and became the de facto replacement for any kind of messaging. It's insane how basically overnight they replaced msn messenger and Skype because it was so convenient (Microsoft never did a smartphone client for msn messenger, only unofficial ones. It was available on dumbphones but it used SMS from the plan to send/receive, nobody used it because you needed to be a millionaire to afford it)
SMS now in my country is only for receiving OTP codes, for the rest is WhatsApp, because still in 2026 the telecoms are still charging 2€ for each MMS sent and nobody wants to risk huge bills. This includes iMessage because if a chat suddenly goes green and you didn't notice, it costs dozens of euro
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Wispy2891
in reply to /home/pineapplelover • • •The problem is that everyone assumes you have WhatsApp.
You take clothes to the laundry? The "your order is done" notification is sent via WhatsApp
Any kind of work stuff is also on WhatsApp
You order food delivery? WhatsApp
Amazon started to send delivery notifications via WhatsApp instead of email/sms
And luckily meta is charging businesses 5 cents for messages via API or otherwise even otp codes would be via whatsapp
At least here, being reachable only on signal means being a digital exile
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tyler
in reply to Wispy2891 • • •Your telecoms are ripping you off. SMS messages 'ride' on the normal connection mechanism to cell phone towers. If your phone connects to a cell phone tower, it already has the space and data to attach an sms and requires nothing else. SMS are 'free' from the infrastructure point of view.
Maybe lobby your representatives to make charging for them illegal and you'll get proper messaging back without selling off your data.
Scrollone
in reply to tyler • • •tyler
in reply to Scrollone • • •data.ipu.org/parliament/IT/IT-LC01/basic/contact-details/
There. 5 seconds to figure out how to email your parliament. That's not an exaggeration.
edit: for good measure here's your eu commission representative contact info too. italy.representation.ec.europa.eu/chi-siamo/commissione-europea-rappresentanza-italia_it
Commissione europea - Rappresentanza in Italia
Rappresentanza in ItaliaAppoxo
in reply to Scrollone • • •It could mean as mich as writing an email to mKe your standpoint known.
colourlessidea
in reply to Wispy2891 • • •There’s a setting in iOS to disable that from happening btw
MinnesotaGoddam
in reply to hemmes • • •I know we're all saying network effects, but I don't know what the fuck network effects means.
Network effects dude. Network effects.
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calcopiritus
in reply to MinnesotaGoddam • • •It's a simple concept.
You need at least 2 people to form a conversation.
One of them has Whatsapp, Telegram, signal, MSTeams, smoke signals and those flags that ships used to communicate.
The other only has Whatsapp.
They are going to communicate over Whatsapp.
Even if the dude with 1000 communication methods meets another dude with 1000 communication methods, they are going to use WhatsApp, because they are used to using Whatsapp with everyone, so it's just easier to have everyone on WhatsApp.
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MinnesotaGoddam
in reply to calcopiritus • • •i think those are called semaphore and they're cool as hell. i have a set of flags around here somewhere
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MinnesotaGoddam
in reply to NewNewAugustEast • • •random european "i use whatsapp because it's kind of the default app for a lot of things in my country"
you "fascist"
you see why i might not take you seriously?
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NewNewAugustEast
in reply to MinnesotaGoddam • • •Don't care. Using meta is directly supporting and funding environmental degradation, AI data centers, misinformation, and yes facism.
Can you see why I am tired of being delicate and senstive about it?
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NewNewAugustEast
in reply to MinnesotaGoddam • • •No, those are simply facts. So you support that then?
Edit: this is why
vaionko
in reply to NewNewAugustEast • • •Let me just cut contact with most my friends, my parents and grandparents. Or have to call them. But still lose our group chats. That'll surely improve my life.
We actually held a poll in our friend group chat to switch to Signal, but the result was that everyone who was not very privacy concious didn't want to move. Because everything else is still on Whatsapp.
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NewNewAugustEast
in reply to vaionko • • •It isn't about the privacy though. It is about the direct funding of meta. You are supporting meta which means, you support AI, data centers, environmental degradation, political manipulation, and billionaires.
I can't do it. Whatsapp is a non starter. Someone has to take a stand.
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NewNewAugustEast
in reply to MinnesotaGoddam • • •Usually too busy to care, but enjoy funding a billionaire. Make your life worse because you can't take a stand and are so needy for approval.
Its a little inconvenient but not bad. Gotta start somewhere.
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in reply to Wispy2891 • • •FIFA ball does not look happy
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ViatorOmnium
in reply to Wispy2891 • • •⚽ is also an Adidas World Cup match ball.
The difference is that the design was streamlined and iconic enough to be timeless and become the football design in public mind.
Before the Telstar footballs looked like this:
Adidas Telstar - Wikipedia
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irelephant [he/him]
in reply to ViatorOmnium • • •Gaelic footballs look similar to that
MinnesotaGoddam
in reply to irelephant [he/him] • • •That said volleyball to me, but maybe there's a size difference?
Anyways the true sport of champions is sepak tekraw. Give me the damn sepak tekraw ball, dude
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in reply to Wispy2891 • • •OH NO!
Anyway, who cares?
If this is the shit you care about you need to spend less time on your phone
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bfg9k
in reply to Psythik • • •Okay, come back to us when you figure out how to convince my entire family to download Signal or Telegram (which are seen as shady anyway) just because one person they know wants them to.
It's not realistic.
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in reply to bfg9k • • •delete the apps
if your family need you they’ll find you
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NewNewAugustEast
in reply to Something Burger 🍔 • • •3 billion sources of revenue for meta, harvesting all that data, training AI, selling ads!
So they can create data centers, push AI, influence politics, and in general have one person live a billionairs lifestyle.
I think you just gave me 3 billion reasons NOT to use it. Are you going to continue to fund those things?
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in reply to furry toaster • • •Huh? What would be the bigger evil?
And re: network effect, I just told the people I wanted to chat with that I am going to use Signal and then uninstalled. Most followed, some didn't. That's just life, I guess.
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in reply to Wispy2891 • • •Not to you, to meme OP
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in reply to Wispy2891 • • •It’s messaggio!
Everyone, messaggio has come to see us!
zqps
Unknown parent • • •I did the same. Took a while but the whole family was on board.
Now on to convince multiple circles of friends and every new person I meet...
irelephant [he/him]
in reply to Wispy2891 • • •Scrollone
in reply to irelephant [he/him] • • •Technically it's not even an emoji
Emojis are a standard defined by Unicode Consortium
Rose
in reply to Wispy2891 • • •Dammmmn, that's an ugly ball. Let's call it the Curseball Games insted.
(Fun thing: The football you usually see in emojis is also based on an official World Cup ball, but at least that one's a classic for a reason. Looks distinctive. Looks cool. Can't say the same for most of the recent ones, it's all a blur to me!)
Adidas Telstar - Wikipedia
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Unknown parent • • •What? Are you evening listening to yourself
DO you know WhatsApp is owned by Facebook?
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