If its cold you might have to mix in some liquid to the hummus to alter the consistency, but it makes a pretty good dressing. My go-tos are water and/or oat milk, but I assume there are plenty other liquids that could work and would taste good
My wife and I have used it for years to make a faux taco salad with sundries like pintos, corn, tomatoes black olives taco meat and a few Fritos sprinkled about. Tasty and simple!
I accept this defeat knowing the victor has truly earned it. Iv went plausible as a sentence but I cannot beat a slant rhyme with Cesar Chavez. OH GOD THIS IS WHAT GETTING OLD FEELS LIKE
Bleu Cheese Enby - why couldn't I just be a boy?! 🤷🏻♀️ And I'm dating Mixed Berry (Vinegrette) Queer - sounds like the start of a good charcuterie board.
This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
At least yours has costume potential eg: sexy cowboy/girl, furry buffalo head with a bikini that has joy sticks on the boobs and gaming console buttons on the briefs, sports jersey two piece miniskirt and croptop, etc.
I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
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Disappointment gang gang
edgemaster72
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That's not a very good stripper name.
But then again, I'm not a very good stripper. I can barely take paint off of anything.
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I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?
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Huh well ok then. (Guessing on the disappointment. They've been dead for twenty five years)
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I don't think I'd be getting many tips...
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edit - oh i misread - italian poor
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🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️⚧️
tigeruppercut
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That works out a lot better than I thought it would, but it's probably a better drag name
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It's a blast
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It’s not that I don’t want to, I just have a hard time finding the energy and motivation.
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in reply to pelespirit • • •This reminds me of the time when we had to write speeches in French class about the most daring thing we've ever done in our lives. A gay friend of mine wrote about when he came out to his parents.
My Palestinian friend was furious! Not in a homophobic way, of course. But because he had to follow our gay friend's speech and there was NO WAY his speech was gonna top that. He said, "OF COURSE everyone is gonna be moved by a story like that! Nobody is gonna care about how I had to sacrifice my pet goat as a child! They'll just think my culture is barbaric!"
I suggested to him to make a story up about how he came out to his parents of being Jewish, which he thought was hilarious. Anyway we all got a good laugh, and he looked nervous to go up in front of the class. Oh and his speech was trash.
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Caesar They don't know I have had a vasectomy.
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What the fuck disappoints my parents? They’ve literally been the most accepting I can expect of parents. No kids? Parents: Okay. No…? Parents: Okay. Too little…? Maybe?
Sorry, kids… I am, again, not in pr0n.
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Childless honey-mustard
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Ranchy Fatman!
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This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
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I'm stuck with the horror show that is Fish Sauce Autism, lmao, nobody wants that.
BarneyPiccolo
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I don't think this naming scheme works very well.
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My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
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in reply to pelespirit • • •Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
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Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
chronicledmonocle
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That works way better than it should
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that does not flow or sound sexy.
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It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
I Cast Fist
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This doesn't work.
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