I misread a letter on "a real human lick" (guess which one of course it's that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue
Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?
Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.
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I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
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a_non_monotonic_function
in reply to Deacon • • •Look, there isn't always going to be someone there kicking Tony's ass.
Tony better stfu.
diabetic_porcupine
in reply to a_non_monotonic_function • • •I AM THE ONE WHO LICKS
*tony probably *
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in reply to WIZARD POPE💫 • • •Nipples, clitotis, anus… there are a lot of things
Probably French kiss as well
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TrackinDaKraken
in reply to slothrop • • •Pushing ever closer to robot sex while their birth rate is falling off a cliff.
Of course, they're also working on artificial wombs, so who the hell knows where all this is leading?
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in reply to SatansMaggotyCumFart • • •Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.
I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.
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Don't be like Tony.
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I'm very "intimately" familiar with furries.
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in reply to we are all • • •Nah nah. When they say "go fuck yourself" and you reply "too late", drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don't take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all... But that's their problem now.
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psychOdelic she/her
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in reply to psychOdelic she/her • • •When she suffers, so should he? What?
I'm sure having a newborn is plenty stressful as it is, no need to take away another way of him to be able to relieve stress. Sure, she might not have that luxury, but having two stressed parents is worse than one.
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in reply to psychOdelic she/her • • •Life isn't fair. Get used to it.
Instead of making everyone equally miserable, here's another suggestion: The father can now use his increased capacity to take away as much of the mother's stress as he can. Seems like a much more reasonable solution to me than unnecessarily increasing stress levels of the father.
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