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Stopping all fediverse activities. Good bye.Absolutely stupid indisriminate bans by mods on various instances make it clear to me lemmy and fediverse does not want content.
if I ever get back to fediverse It would be on my own instance as its clear to me nothing short of that is going to work.


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oldmanalex
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ayer, 8:25 • •

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saltnotsugar
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saltnotsugar

in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 8:48 • •
Wheat…oh wheat. I’m gonna cut you down, grind you up, mash you up, put you in a hot place and then eat you.
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sepiroth154

in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 8:58 • •
Not for white bread...
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hOrni
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in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 9:02 • •
Don't ask the keto people.
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lemmygarden
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lemmygarden

in reply to hOrni • ayer, 9:10 • •
I eat the keto bread and tortillas. The bread doesn't toast as nice as traditional bread, but less calories and higher in fiber. I'm not keto, just the bread and tortillas are.
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Echo Dot
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Echo Dot

in reply to lemmygarden • ayer, 9:38 • •
It's not the calories you need to be worried about anyway it's the carbs, feel free to go eat full fat yoghurt and eat lots of fancy cheese and have a stake, there's no point denying yourself that, just keep the bread and potato to a minimum and that's a pretty good diet.
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ms.lane
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ms.lane

in reply to hOrni • ayer, 9:24 • •
hisses at carbs
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idntknow
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idntknow

in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 9:11 • •
No bread, no sandwich. So yes.
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in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 9:40 • •

For the plant, yeah it is.

If humans disappeared one day grain would be extinct within a year, it has no ability to set seed on its own it needs humans to harvest it to grow the next generation.

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✺roguetrick✺
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in reply to Echo Dot • ayer, 9:48 • •
Yeah but like, shattering cereals would be appreciative of the habitat. That sorta argument justifies keeping a mutant around for laughs. Or pugs.
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in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 16:59 •
Fruitarian Jainist monks be like: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jain_vegetarianism
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in reply to oldmanalex • ayer, 19:08 • •
I'll take that any day over more livestock farms.
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