JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times


in reply to Proprietary_Blend
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You know that and I know that but a truly shocking number of ostensibly responsible adults ... don't

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in reply to nymnympseudonym

They don't know what the end times actually is/entails.

If you ask them for a proper explanation they can not answer beyond the fairy tale that they are taught.
But a specific thing grounded in reality they can not point to, and if they're called evil for wanting harm on millions of people you can see them think "how do I declare the victims to be evil?".

I'm convinced there currently are some in the US government who are so delusional that they think they in-person are one of the four horsemen personified....

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Even worse, they don't even have a decent definition of "God". If they say something like that they worship "the God of Abraham" or "Yahweh" or "Jehovah", that's about as good as they can do to actually describe "God", just giving it a name.

If you ignore names and just ask them to describe "God" by its attributes, and get really into details, you'll find that no two Christians believe in the same god, and in fact, somehow, the "God" they describe will closely reflect their own beliefs more than anything else.

in reply to Dragomus
what the end times actually is


You do understand all these books by enslaved Bronze-age peasant tribes are made up... right??!

This is like saying someone doesn't understand what the true nature of the Aveda Kevadra curse is. Or the true taste of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. IT'S FANFIC

in reply to nymnympseudonym

You know here in Australia, people have tried to "cure" religions they don't agree with. White people have tried to exterminate Aboriginal religions. Because these religions were seen as dangerous and primitive.

Personally, I think taking people's religions away from them on a massive population level is genocide. Aboriginal Australians have faced genocide for their religion. And to Me, this meme looks like a call to genocide.

in reply to Grail
White people have tried to exterminate Aboriginal religions. Because these religions were seen as dangerous and primitive.


That was ethnic cleansing using religion as an excuse. That's not the same as doing away with religion. If your actual target is religion there's no reason to mistreat people.

in reply to Proprietary_Blend
Christians will be happy with a close approximation just as long as they can make sure it's everyone else that's fucked.
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in reply to betterdeadthanreddit
this is how I know he's not the next pick for them. By now they would have forced him to end the marriage to Usha and shacked him up with Erika. they haven't pulled that trigger yet, so he's not next in line.

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You don't understand, CF married a brown person. These are the same type of people that would have bought into blood quantum bullshit back in the day, they absolutely will turn on him at some point for not being 'racially pure' or for being a 'race traitor' on 'the day of the rope'.

He may get a pass longer than most cuz he's in power, but they'll turn on him none the less. Don't believe me? Go look up what Hitler's buddy Ernst Röhm did for him, and the reward it got him in the end.

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in reply to Passerby6497

Arguably, Usha makes Vance easier to control by the HF. At the drop of a pin, Vance will be labled a race traitor.

Ernst Röhm became too powerful and was a fool to believe he was an "exception" to Hitler's calculations of power. Rohm started advocating for social reforms and things that would weaken the wealthy and powerful.

Antisocial and narcissistic personality types do not, and cannot experience such a thing as friends. Everyone is a subordinate to them. To them? Wealth is meaningless. Its about power . Its about leverage. Its an abusive relationship from the top (Heritage Foundation) down.

in reply to mrmisses
Christianity turned to the anti-Christ in the 2nd century, with the doctrine that everything in the bible must be true, but what is chronologically first is more true than all corrections that were provided afterwards including by Jews in 1st temple, but more aggressively by Jesus. So Moses genocidal rights of the chosen people is the god of Christianity/Rome/Luther. Not anything Jesus ever said.
in reply to brownsugga

Not just this administration...

britannica.com/topic/new-religious-movement

Netflix made a doc called "The Family" about that group. They started in 1935 and are Christian extremists who want the apocalypse to happen while they're alive so they can be raptured instead of dying.

Most people only know them from "the national prayer breakfast" something most of our politicians (regardless of party) attend and is treated like an official event and not pancakes with a death cult for our nations leaders.

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Fascinating enough, this might be actually "ok" by they are in the accelerationist camp, then the anti christ is a good thing. They think the world is beyond saving and thus the faster the end times come, the better.

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in reply to idntknow

Like I'm not moving the goalposts here, but JD believing what he's saying is irrelevant. He's using coded language that is well understood in Christian circles. streamable.com/2yj2tj (Link valid until 41 hours after this post. Download and share plz)

My real point, as someone raised in those circles, is that you should really fucking believe them when they tell you who they are.

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in reply to mojofrododojo

Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there's kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.

Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.

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in reply to SpruceBringsteen
3rd temple


boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic....

and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he's dumber than a box of rocks.

thanks for the deets

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in reply to Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Upvoted but you really should take them at face value on the revelations talk. They're not fucking joking.

edit: JD might be lying (IMO he's not) but his audience believe it 100% and they're being stoked towards violence at the institutional level streamable.com/2yj2tj (Link valid until 41 hours after this post. Download and share plz)

When I say take them at face value, it's cuz we're talking about people who literally believe God will call them to genocide you. IYKYK

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in reply to Canaconda
He's not talking about what he believes, he's a nihilist. He's saying what would have to be true to justify what he plans to do. Rolling coal, probably do some nuclear sabre rattling, do some ethnic cleansing sort of thing, you know.

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in reply to Brave Little Hitachi Wand
He's not talking about what he believes, he's a nihilist


Respectfully disagree based on my personal experience being raised in a church that was very focused on revelations. IMO you'd have to grow up believing it yourself to understand.

He's saying what would have to be true to justify what he plans to do.


Yea their logic is circular but I promise you they fucking believe this shit.

Barring specific evidence to the contrary, both Occam & Halon's razers apply here. It is both a simpler explanation that he believes the scriptures in his religion AND there is no malice required for stupidity to explain what he's saying.

I'm not saying JD is above lying to his followers and faking faith. But I am saying that I don't think he's smart enough to do that and he's probably 100% serious.

This revelations talk is conditioning them towards violence.

streamable.com/2yj2tj

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in reply to lIlIlIlIlIlIl

Neither were the thousands to millions of christo-fascists currently being stoked toward violence. streamable.com/2yj2tj

JD believing what he's saying is irrelevant when his audience believes it. He uses coded language that has charged meanings in Christian circles.

EoD smart americans should not assume dumb americans don't believe that crap. Cuz they do.

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in reply to lIlIlIlIlIlIl
that wasn’t the point.


But what is your point? You've contributed nothing to this conversation. I find your comments vapid and annoying.

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in reply to Canaconda

you said:

I'm not saying JD is above lying to his followers and faking faith. But I am saying that I don't think he's smart enough to do that and he's probably 100% serious.


And I pointed out that being a Yale Law graduate and was brought into the fold by Peter Thiel himself.

So my point, to refute your original one: JD Vance is a liar who does not believe this crap. Regardless of what others believe. That is the whole of my argument.

The personal attacks are not necessary.

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in reply to Brave Little Hitachi Wand
Absolutely. I think his personal beliefs are not the dangerous part here. Its the beliefs of his cristo-fascist followers he's tapping into that worry me.
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in reply to Canaconda

You are 100% correct these people mean what they say.

They will smile at you as they say it and act friendly. But don’t think they won’t sacrifice or enslave you and anyone else who isn’t “them” if they could get away with it and increase their power.

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in reply to Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Well yeah but no

Fundamentalist Christian extremists will happily burn the world to a crisp tpnget their imaginary Christ to come down

These people are terrorists and they're your government. Great job, USA

in reply to Brave Little Hitachi Wand
I think he might, but one way or another, it’s irrelevant. That’s the narrative he’s selling and pushing for. The consequences of that narrative are real regardless of his beliefs.
in reply to return2ozma
I am convinced that extreme evangelical shitheads like him want to bring about the end times because getting raptured is their shot at getting into heaven without actually having to die first. Jesus comes and takes you to heaven without all that nasty dying business.

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in reply to return2ozma
So if you kill yourself to go to heaven, that is a sin so you go to hell. On the other hand, if you do things to bring on the end times that's okay. So is he saying in the first scenario you can't fool god, but in the second you can. Time for a new god ... or better yet, none at all.

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Bringing about the end times is ALSO not allowed: "But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son,[a] but the Father only..."

These people are dangerous weirdos who don't even read their own fucking book.

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~~Its not a doomsday cult. Its a death cult. Its far worse.~~

~~They worship death not Armageddon.~~

I was wrong. Doomsday cults are scarier.

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in reply to peopleproblems

Nope. The other way around. They're all praying for the Rapture and the 2nd coming...which all goes hand-in-hand with the end of the world. Heaven on Earth can't happen until God wipes the world clean, leaving only the righteous to inherit what's left.

This is why they support Israel unconditionally. Not because they love Jews...but because Jews need to return to Israel in order to start the final battle between good and evil. That's how they interpret the Book of Revelations. It's all Biblical end-times prophecy coming true, and they see it as their religious duty to make sure it all happens as predicted.

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in reply to QueenHawlSera

As far as they're concerned...it's a "Plan". "God's Plan". And they're just happy to be a part of it, even if it ends with billions of people dying.

As long as God saves them...fuck all the rest o' y'all.

in reply to peopleproblems

Yeah, and that starts with holding them to account, there doesn’t work if

So stop defending President pedophile

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in reply to eurodyne

The fuck you on about? Its not just a distraction from the Epstein Files.

They are trying to cause mass death. This isn't something I'm pulling out of thin air. They are child rapists AND they are genocidal maniacs. Two things CAN be true.

If anyone is defending them you are by saying that we should only focus on child abuse.

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in reply to eurodyne
At this point I don't think the files would change anything. Everyone already suspects they are rapists and their followers have proven time and time again that they are willing to turn a blind eye to any and all deplorable behavior.
in reply to eurodyne

When Hitler invaded Poland you'd be the annoying guy saying "it's a distraction from the Beer Hall Putsch"! And you'd be doing it again when the concentration camps were discovered. Horrible people do lots of horrible things.

Nobody is saying we should forget the Epstein files or not hold Trump accountable. But for the love of God stop saying the other horrible things are a distraction. It's so stupid - at least rephrase it as "don't forget about Epstein" or something less dumb.

in reply to atzanteol

When you find yourself LITERALLY HITLERSPLAINING why President Rapist Pedophile ISN’T the problem we should be focusing on…

Well, I think it’s safe to say that you’ve lost the plot

WOW


Edit: and I blame you a lot less than I blame what the fuck is going on today

What the absolute motherfuck

Edit 2: you know, I don’t think that you and I actually disagree, it’s just that we’re both so much in shock about what’s going on, that we’re both trying to find our way in the dark

And if that’s the case? Well then best of luck to you buddy. Because our journey down this long dark road as far from over.

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in reply to eurodyne
why President Rapist Pedophile ISN’T the problem we should be focusing on…


You're fucking joking? If that was your takeaway you're definitely reading things through "rawwr I'm angry!" glasses. It neither what I meant nor what I actually said.

in reply to Tollana1234567
I was born here and grew up here and I can tell you with no doubt that this place is far right wing evangelical. So far right that Asheville has the center for Billy Graham's cult and Ridgecrest. No they think Catholics are not Christian. I really have no idea why he converted to Catholicism other than he is willing to change his face to get what he wants.

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in reply to ProfThadBach
Historically Catholics would follow the opinion of Rome (the pope) but he is trying to create an "American Catholic" opinion for them to follow instead. Global religions are a risk to any authoritative government. They can't control their influence as easily.
in reply to HugeNerd
I've known plenty of religious people who were pretty decent folk. But no-one who makes decisions that impact others should be letting their beliefs influence those decisions. I'd rather they rolled a fuckin dice.
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in reply to postmateDumbass
you have been doing nothing but that.
The more than usual misery, terror and war caused by the US are the panicked death throes of their dying empire.
They may drag some countries down in the process, the important thing is that they die.
A win for the world

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in reply to Bloomcole

The evangelicals are more likely thinking of the middle east rather than US. Biblical prophecy notes Israel being attacked as the key point of kicking off the end times. This is why accelerationists push so hard for Israel to get embroiled in violent conflct. Even if it is a counter attack, still counts by the prohpecy.

In America, they would likely describe things as "on the mend" as they are getting their way.

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in reply to return2ozma
If you support bringing the end times, you are supporting the anti-christ according to their religion. Therefore they’re going to be the ones left behind and headed for however many thousand years in hell until their god hits the reset button. Idiots can't even keep themselves on any side of their own religion.

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in reply to return2ozma
Because MAGA hates this cunt, and he wants to run for president in 2028. He is going after a group even worse than MAGA - American faux Christians.
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in reply to stumu415
You know most of maga supporters also used to hate Trump right? He was a Democrat and best friends with the Clintons and a big city fat cat, they do not care about anything except what helps them spread hate more easily.

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in reply to stumu415
Faux Christian is the perfect nomenclature. I was raised in a Christian household and my parents are super surprised that I hold christian ideals as important. Super radical ideals like feeding hungry people and healhthcare (no different from any major religion i.e. 5 pillars of islam) while not being a christian myself.

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in reply to Lushed_Lungfish

JD Vance? Of course, he's a sniveling little shit

MAGA likes (or liked) Trump because he could get up on a stage and declare all the problems they face are actually super easy to solve

Vance lacks the narcissistic delusion to pull off what Trump does, but he copies his strategy anyways and it does not go over well

I'm not sure anyone actually likes Vance. Even Vance's wife is publicly coming out against him recently... And I'm very confident he doesn't like himself

in reply to OhStopYellingAtMe

i had an interesting conversation with someone who i had viewed as a mentor growing up. we both walked away wondering where we'd lost the other one. in summary we were talking about deepwater horizon, as it was current news at the time. they mentioned that the world had to basically be destroyed before jesus came back so why bother. i told them in the language of the cult we'd been raised together in that weren't we supposed to take care of the environment? (and everyone clapped i'm sure, we were blocking half an aisle in costco).

but like, if i could rip a bandaid and make everything as magical as they believe it will be, i'd go for it. just, shit ain't squeeze that way.

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in reply to OhStopYellingAtMe
What we need is another super-spectacular event like the 1833 Meteor Shower, which many of them will interpret as the end of the world.

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Because in order for their belief system to be passed down though generations, they had to make suicide a sin. Otherwise they would actually kill themselves to get to Heaven more quickly.

I have known Evangelicals who refused medical treatment because they were "ready to be with Jesus."

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in reply to return2ozma

Of course he is. That's when Jesus comes back, that's what they're waiting for.

Then, they will be whisked up to Heaven, and Jesus and friends will MURDER EVERYBODY and cast them all into Hell for eternal torture.

This is Christianity; like all Abrahamic faiths, they revel in the slaughter of unbelievers. They always have and they always will.

Tax free!

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in reply to return2ozma
JD does not believe this, of course. He is just tellin' 'em what they want to hear. If you offer JD a shiny quarter, he will assume any position or belief you require. When Trump is finally hanging from a lamppost (and oh god, let that day come soon), JD will go right back to saying that he was against Trump from the beginning.

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in reply to return2ozma
Many Evangelical politicians - notably George Dubya Bush - have the same POV. To them the chance to be big players in God's Great Plan is like lighting the torch in the Eternity Olympics.
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in reply to return2ozma

“Sure, I’d be okay with the world ending because of my actions, since I believe in a fictional character written by bored people 2000 years ago.”

This guy’s skull is an empty lot.

in reply to return2ozma

Idk what’s up with that link, but, it’s the headline, a byline, and a picture of Vance with no links to elsewhere, and a full article on a Hatian kid from Springfield suiciding by traffic after ICE fit them all with ankle monitors. Not that the two stories aren’t linked by topic, but I’m not seeing this Vance interview.

SOLVED: the reader function hides the whole article and shows you one 3 down from the Vance article instead. That is fail.

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in reply to return2ozma

We've known for years that these Nationalist Christians wanted to bring about the end times, they're just finally at the point where they can finally say it out loud and not have to tap dance around it.

Fucking Nat-Cs, always have to make the world worse so they can get to the end of their fairy tale (despite knowing that they'll be left behind because they are the most unchristian people of all)...

in reply to Passerby6497
I'm generally fine with their arrogant LARPing, so long as it remains on some compound in Texas or whatever. Taxpayer money going to find out that a religion has missed its 9 millionth End Times prediction in an unironic effort to make their god do things on their schedule is some tremendous BS.
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in reply to return2ozma

he is death after all demostrating by reaping the pope. and death is one of the herald of the apocalypse, and strongest of the 4 horsemen.

what better way to demostrate by reaping the soul of a holy person.

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in reply to return2ozma

I mean we're a joke of a country. There's no way around that at this point.

The majority of voters voted for this.

What a uniquely embarrassing time to be an American. History will look down on us, as it should.

in reply to DarkFuture

A lot of voters voted for this.

A lot of voters did not vote at all in apathy for the DNC.

A lot of voters who would not have voted were raised into voting because mush did that fake million dollar lottery.

I'm not going to say where not in a fuck ton of trouble, but way less than 50% wanted any of this shit before it even got rolling.

in reply to return2ozma

As a side not for everyone. All religions were designed to get rid of the masses once we have the means for it. It was tried multiple times in the past but now we are reaching a stage where the military industry has the technology to “bring gods from the heavens”. There will be 2 kinds, the ones who accept their faith and “will be sent to heaven” and those who oppose and will be slaughtered just like the rest.

They will bring the biblical events to life through technology, get rid of the masses and have this heaven for themselves.