What's a sentence nobody has said in 20 years?
"Sorry, I got to return this video"
"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"
"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"
"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"
"Can I borrow that VHS?"
"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"
"Do you know where a phone is?"
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Go ahead, look up photos of her now, age isn't doing her former beauty very well..
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in reply to einlander • • •I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.
They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.
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"I'll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it's time to pay for my kid's college tuition."
"The internet is just a fad."
"I'm so excited for the next The Matrix sequel."
"Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent."
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •You say that, although it's pretty close to the recurring joke in American Psycho, so if you're lenient this kind of sentence was said in this comm only days ago. lemmy.ml/post/24140732/15784014
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •There is a video rental place in town here.
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •I vividly remember... I was in the office and one of my coworkers comes up to me with a shit eating grin on his face - like he had something he wanted to share...
He said, "Have you ever heard of Bitcoin?"
I said, "No..."
He explained (sort of) what he thought it was, but sounded more like an investment opportunity (blah blah blah) less than 10 cents per... I didn't bite.
Lets just say this didn't age well for me, lmao.
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in reply to 💭 ᴍɪɴʏᴀᴇɴ • • •When I first read about Bitcoins, my takeaway was it was some kind of credits you could earn by using your unused use CPU cycles, but it wasn't a sure thing, it's a lottery, you have a chance to earn a credit (a "coin") every few minutes, as long as you keep donating your CPU cycles. (This was before gpu mining was a thing).
I tried it, and after 3 days I had earned 3 coins, but then I looked into the value, and they were only worth about 10c each. That's less than the electricity it took to earn them. And you couldn't spend them anywhere, except that one pizza place, where it cost a few thousand coins for a pizza. There weren't even any exchanges to convert them to real currency if you wanted to.
I tried to find my coins years later, (when Bitcoins got to $2000 each), but I couldn't find the old hard drive the wallet was on.
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •nobody referred to videos as "VHS" unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them "videos" and "tapes" or "videotape."
for example:
Hey can I borrow that tape?
That movie just came out on video.
Be kind, rewind your videotape.
SanguinePar
in reply to NauticalNoodle • • •Conversely, I still sometimes refer to DVDs, Blu Rays and even streaming media as "videos".
Which is both anachronistic, but also technically correct.
AlternateRoute
in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •Have you heard of the Information superhighway?
"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant
"I think you flooded it" in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)
"I got it off Napster"
"want to listen to my mix tape?"
"I can burn you a CD of that"
term used in the 1990s to refer to the Internet
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in reply to jaschen • • •Inserts disk: click, click, click
"fuck, I knew I should have put that on a CD-RW."
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"Phil Hartman guest stars in..."
"What format is that floppy?"
"I bought a Beanie Baby price book."
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •20 years ago it would have been DVDs. But even before that, we didn't call them "VHS"es. We called them tapes, or video tapes if we wanted to distinguish from audio tapes.
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn't widely aware of them until 2014.
How about "John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term" ?
Blockbuster RIP: The Video-Rental Empire Is Dead
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •Being a little literal, but I can guarantee someone has said 1, 3, 5, and 7 in the past twenty years. Heck, probably the last year.
Payphones are still a thing in some places and get used - I started doing a thing involving them a yearish ago (it's in my post history if anyone really cares). Literally had someone ask "Hey, are you done with that phone?" as I was jotting down its number, which was shocking. Can confirm where I am they still take coins (it's 50 cents now, unless you're calling a toll-free number).
VHS is making a ... come back isn't really the right word, but there's a small number of folks interested in what's on old tapes they find and some hobbyists swap stuff. And there are still a few video rental places around (though really, really rare - or near places like campsites, catering to folks with cars that still have DVD players or households with spotty internet).
It's all still disappearing, no doubt, but not 100% dead yet.
hansolo
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in reply to I'm_All_NEET:3 • • •Can you turn the antenna to ___ insert satellite name ___ ?
For context
where I grew up, almost every immigrant houshold had a satellite antenna, to watch channels across the world. Since my parents were immigrants, we had to turn the antenna each time we wanted to watch either local news or news from our country of origin.
Psythik
in reply to ad_on_is • • •"Antenna"? Don't you mean "dish"?
Yes I know that dish antennas are antennas, but I've never heard of anyone calling them just "antennas".
ad_on_is
in reply to Psythik • • •yeah... dish ... thank you ..
English isn't my first language, and I never used that word in a sentence to remember it.
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