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cm0002 vía The Shitpost Office

lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 6:25

cm0002
lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 6:25

People want the fake answer, trust me

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snoons

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 6:32

**internal screaming*

"Hey, hows it going?"

**internal--* "Good! How're you?" **--screaming*

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Varesti

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 6:49

Sometimes I tell them it's going bad and then they don't ask again for a while.

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snoons

in reply to Varesti lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 9:50

That sounds like a win to me.

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sem

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 8:50

"Not so bad, and you?" Every time

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Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 9:30

I try to just give the polite version of my actual answer, unless they're a close friend or I don't feel like talking at all and just wanna move on

I prefer being sincere even if its a polite version

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 10:57

Given that's David Lynch, I'd say his answer is true in this photo's context and a sign of the undead apocalypse otherwise.

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olduffer

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 11:35

I feel like shit rolled in glitter

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Carlos Solís

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 13:50

"How've you been?"

"A bit too busy..."

"...😶..."

"...but otherwise fine, thanks!"

"🙂"

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Drekaridill

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 15:17

You ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

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Deacon

in reply to cm0002 lunes, 28 de septiembre de 2026, 16:23

I just hope being pictured with Laura Loomer doesn’t sully his legacy.