in reply to Fesshole 🧻

Once Upon A Time (it was a long time ago) we used to pay £2 each at a particular curry house. If the meal came to more than £2, (which only happened rarely by accident when we hadn't been keeping track of what we ordered) we would actually pay the amount of the bill, but if it came to less than £2 we'd pay £2, the difference being the tip.

The waiters soon learned to write us bills for around £1.70 each regardless of what we'd had to eat.

in reply to Fesshole 🧻

Think I may be simpler, scruffy, or both: plan to have one every 6 weeks with a No.4 back and sides, but consider it a win if I make it there before 12 weeks. 😅

Sure, the floor looks like a shearing shed when its done, but the difference feels amazing!

Always astonished when I overhear people in the barber saying they're feeling scruffy for skipping a week. That people pay that much every week... 🤯