The privacy screen in a confessional booth is there so you don't see the weird old man going to town on himself under his robes. If he slides open a small hole in the divider and tells you to read Song of Solomon 5:4, it's time to run.
I mean, I love how it's programmed YOU should feel ashamed. Like, ghost being some peeping-tom voyeurs... I think is the real problem. Like, granny not adverting her eyes is really not a me problem. Catholics really got start teaching "When you dead, please stop doing creepy things"
Granma is just there making sure you get your privacy. This is what happens to us when we die, we get to be the privacy gatekeepers for our loved ones.
They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you're being watched everywhere 24/7.
They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.
Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.
She's just floating around and criticizing your ball-gobbling technique, trying to offer pointers. You don't blast out a dozen kids to tend the dirt-farm without knowing a thing or two about how they're made.
GalacticSushi
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in reply to betterdeadthanreddit • • •Song of Solomon 5:4 - The Bride and Her Beloved
Bible HubCaptPretentious
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TrackinDaKraken
in reply to Track_Shovel • • •They shame you from birth for doing perfectly normal things and healthy things, things they specifically chose because everyone does them, and then they tell you you're being watched everywhere 24/7.
They just want to control as many people as possible, just like politicians, and everyone else who has had a taste of power in their life.
Everything is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power. But, really, everything is about power, including sex.
CorrectAlias
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in reply to Track_Shovel • • •Reminds me of this comic
betterdeadthanreddit
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Unknown parent • • •stankcheez
in reply to REDACTED • • •Gobble usually means to eat quickly or with haste
In this context OOP using "gobbling balls" is a funny and naughty way to say she enjoys performing oral sex on her male partner(s)
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