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lunes, 7 de septiembre de 2026, 22:23 • •

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lunes, 7 de septiembre de 2026, 22:23 • •


The government owns the deer until insurance gets involved


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in reply to oldmanalex • lunes, 7 de septiembre de 2026, 22:34 •
When a deer totals your vehicle, the government still owes it, but in the sense you owe the government for out-of-season hunting of a deer (with an unusual, now destroyed weapon)
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in reply to Carlos Solís • lunes, 7 de septiembre de 2026, 23:50 • •
Road-hunted deer can still be pretty good, it comes pre-tenderized!
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in reply to Godric • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 0:56 • •
All at an unfortunate price per pound (or kilogram)
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in reply to oldmanalex • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 1:53 • •
The government doesn't own the deer, the deer are under the government's protection. When you buy a hunting licence, you are not buying the deer. Buying the licence doesn't guarantee you any deer.
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in reply to NateNate60 • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 2:53 • •
Buying the licence doesn't guarantee you any deer.


That's why it's called hunting, not finding.

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in reply to oldmanalex • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 2:27 • •
I'm 14 and this is deep
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in reply to AviAdi • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 3:47 • •
Are you a helicopter pilot?
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in reply to oldmanalex • martes, 8 de septiembre de 2026, 6:37 • •
You want to pay for a hunting licence too when a deer hit your car?
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